Le journal d'Avion

I dreamed last night that my penis was peeling by itself like a banana, and there was some white mush inside... the mush fell in the loo as I was about to urinate and I just flushed it down. In the dream I did. I felt mournful that the mush had gone and that my penis looked like an empty banana skin protruding from the lower part of my body. Really disturbing indeed.

My penis was perfectly normal and in the right place when I woke up.

I am self-employed so yes, I love being my own boss and it makes me very happy :)

A dream job is when you don't have to obey anybody or answer to shareholders.

In 5 or 10 years from now, I hope to still be fit and healthy to do what I like and enjoy the company and love of my friends and relatives :)

Difficult one...
The fact is that human beings are naturally polygamous: monogamy goes against all our natural instincts and the way our bodies are built and function. If God created us to be promiscuous and to mate with more than one partner, why go against what nature intended and be committed to just one partner?

I've had the most horrific dream once: I was sexually molested by Adolf Hitler.

I blamed the heavy meal I'd had before going to bed, even though I was reading a biopic about Hitler at the time.

I always read for about 15-20 minutes before going to sleep.

In which context?
With the exception of feelings, emotions and sex :), I like to organize everything first, even if I do stray from the initial plan.

I was told once that I had big wings :)

A positive attitude

Fuck Valentine's Day

My dog picked a fight once with a porcupine but did understand pretty quickly that it was both painful and unproductive. He never did it again.

The following is probably a bit disturbing to look at.

The aftermath of a dog vs porcupine encounter

visited 27 states (12%)
Create your own visited map of The World or determine the next president

This time, I dreamt I was staying in a hotel in South-East Asia ( I don't know the country) and the hotel looked like it was located in Hong-Kong.

Right.

Inside was very tiny and cluttered, a bit like the inside of a boat: it was just a long corridor, you had to go up and down stairs, books filled shelves on both sides and plants cluttered the steps.

You had to slide doors to get into the rooms. I was left on my own to look for my own room and there was no numbers on the doors. Every time I opened a door, the room would turn out to be occupied by someone. And more often than not, the room would turn out to be a cupboard or toilets!

Damn.

I needed to have a pee and was looking forward to find a toilet.
When I opened that particular door, for once it gave onto a white room, seemingly endless.
I peed in a object shaped like a fish that contained umbrellas. I peed for a long time and soon filled the fish. Snakes that presumably were staying at the bottom of the fish, suddenly surfaced and hissed angrily at me. One attacked me and bit my penis!

Shit!!

I screamed and ran out. I entered the first room I found and picked up the phone.
The operator told me the bite wasn't serious but that I had been fined for pissing illegally in a fish.

F*ck!!

From now on I will consign my dreams in writing in this very journal.

Last night, I dreamt I was a kid reading a pulp-style comics called 'Suzy against the Elephantmen'. Weirdly and disturbingly enough, the blond girl Suzy, a Sally Forth lookalike, was busy kissing and making love with sealmen, without the slightest mention to anything even remotely connected to elephants. Someone shouted from downstairs and, in a panic, I rushed and stuffed the magazine down the toilets and tried to flush it: to my horror, not only did the magazine not go down the toilet but blocked it altogether and caused the flushing water to fill the bowl and overflow. When I rushed downstairs to the kitchen, I saw myself briefly in a mirror on the wall: I had a garland of colourful and exotic flowers around my neck and a red and white striped t-shirt. The door to the kitchen lead to the outside world instead: the sun was shining but was very small and, even though it was daytime, the sky was dark blue with streaks of bright, white faint clouds.

Avion.